Posted by
Will Hennessy on Sunday, October 26, 2008 10:49:43 PM
I’d like to start this blog with a prayer.
The 23rd Obama Psalm:
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not question.
He maketh me to wear sweaters on chilly days:
He leadeth me to the air-compressor to properly inflate my tires.
He promise to maketh my Mortgage payment.
He leadeth me down the path of self-righteousness for 'his name' is off limits.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Wall Street,
I will fear no tax hike: For he art promising to pay for my Heath Insurance
too.
Thy Teleprompter and thy 300 person advisory staff, comfort me.
Thou panderest before me in the presence of mine TV;
I annointest your head with oil; May your speech runneth over.
Surely chaos and socialism shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the Poor House of Obama forever.